@import url("/assets/md.css")feat: new canary, move to /~mem/ on estrogen.zone

@import url("/assets/md.css")

1 files changed, 145 insertions, 144 deletions

diff --git a/src/routes/shared.ts b/src/routes/shared.ts
index 56467a1..b40792a 100644
--- a/src/routes/shared.ts
+++ b/src/routes/shared.ts
@@ -7,6 +7,7 @@
 
   You should have received a copy of the GNU Affero General Public License along with this program.  If not, see <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
 */
+
 export const biosSteps = 3;
 export const biosStepInterval = 1000;
 
@@ -23,7 +24,7 @@ export const getDelay = (typingInfo: TypingSpeed) =>
   (Math.random() * 2 - 1) * typingInfo.typingDeviation +
   typingInfo.typingSpeedAvg;
 export const login = {
-  username: "lain",
+  username: 'lain',
   passwordLength: 12,
   ...typingInfo(100), // one usually has muscle memory for well-known frequently-typed credentials, hence higher wpm
 };
@@ -38,34 +39,34 @@ export type RenderBlock = {
   url?:
     | `newtab:${string}`
     | `currenttab:${string}`
-    | ((textObj: TTYText & { kind: "text" }) => void);
+    | ((textObj: TTYText & { kind: 'text' }) => void);
   bg?: string;
   raw?: boolean;
   dl?: string;
 };
 export type TTYText =
   | {
-      kind: "text";
-      renderrestriction?: "everywhere" | "js-only" | "noscript";
+      kind: 'text';
+      renderrestriction?: 'everywhere' | 'js-only' | 'noscript';
       value: RenderBlock[];
       id: string;
       classes: string[];
     }
   | {
-      kind: "removeNode";
+      kind: 'removeNode';
       removedId: string;
       removedItemClassList: string[];
     }
   | {
-      kind: "time";
+      kind: 'time';
       delay: number;
     }
   | {
-      kind: "cursorVisibility";
+      kind: 'cursorVisibility';
       visible: boolean;
     }
   | {
-      kind: "clear";
+      kind: 'clear';
     };
 export type Only<Obj, Keys extends keyof Obj> = {
   [k in Keys]: Obj[k];
@@ -90,15 +91,15 @@ export const ttyLines: TTYText[] = (() => {
   const byId = new Map<string, TTYText>();
   let i = 69420;
   let defaultRenderRestriction: Only<
-    TTYText & { kind: "text" },
-    "renderrestriction"
-  >["renderrestriction"] = "everywhere";
-  type LimitedRenderBlock = Omit<RenderBlock, "value">;
+    TTYText & { kind: 'text' },
+    'renderrestriction'
+  >['renderrestriction'] = 'everywhere';
+  type LimitedRenderBlock = Omit<RenderBlock, 'value'>;
   type RenderBlockArg = [text: string, options?: LimitedRenderBlock];
   /** due to hellish css constraints, each text() call creates its own line - however, each block in a text() is joined on the same line. */
   const text = (
     globalOptions:
-      | Only<TTYText & { kind: "text" }, "renderrestriction">
+      | Only<TTYText & { kind: 'text' }, 'renderrestriction'>
       | RenderBlockArg,
     ...blocks: RenderBlockArg[]
   ) => {
@@ -109,12 +110,12 @@ export const ttyLines: TTYText[] = (() => {
       globalOptions = {};
     }
     const txt = {
-      kind: "text",
+      kind: 'text',
       renderrestriction:
         globalOptions.renderrestriction ?? defaultRenderRestriction,
       value: blocks.map(([t, o]) => ({
         value: t,
-        colour: "#b9b9b9",
+        colour: '#b9b9b9',
         ...o,
       })),
       id,
@@ -126,34 +127,34 @@ export const ttyLines: TTYText[] = (() => {
   };
   const wait = (time: number) =>
     lines.push({
-      kind: "time",
+      kind: 'time',
       delay: time,
     });
   const del = (id: string | number) => {
     const removedId =
-      typeof id === "string" ? id : id >= 0 ? ids[id] : ids[ids.length + id];
+      typeof id === 'string' ? id : id >= 0 ? ids[id] : ids[ids.length + id];
     const r = byId.get(removedId);
-    if (r?.kind === "text") {
+    if (r?.kind === 'text') {
       lines.push({
-        kind: "removeNode",
+        kind: 'removeNode',
         removedId,
         removedItemClassList: r.classes,
       });
-      r.classes.push("ttytext-removed-after-done");
+      r.classes.push('ttytext-removed-after-done');
     }
     ids = ids.filter((v) => v !== removedId);
   };
   const delSince = (id: string | number) => {
     const removedId =
-      typeof id === "string" ? id : id >= 0 ? ids[id] : ids[ids.length + id];
+      typeof id === 'string' ? id : id >= 0 ? ids[id] : ids[ids.length + id];
     const idIndex = ids.indexOf(removedId);
     for (let i = idIndex; i < ids.length; i++) {
       const removedId = ids[i];
       const r = byId.get(removedId);
-      if (r?.kind === "text") {
-        r.classes.push("ttytext-removed-after-done");
+      if (r?.kind === 'text') {
+        r.classes.push('ttytext-removed-after-done');
         lines.push({
-          kind: "removeNode",
+          kind: 'removeNode',
           removedId,
           removedItemClassList: r.classes,
         });
@@ -163,13 +164,13 @@ export const ttyLines: TTYText[] = (() => {
   };
   const getLast = () => {
     const v = byId.get(ids[ids.length - 1]);
-    if (v?.kind == "text") {
+    if (v?.kind == 'text') {
       return v.value;
     } else return null;
   };
   const overwriteLast = (...newValue: RenderBlockArg[]) => {
     const v = byId.get(ids[ids.length - 1]);
-    const l = v?.kind == "text" ? v.renderrestriction : "everywhere";
+    const l = v?.kind == 'text' ? v.renderrestriction : 'everywhere';
     del(-1);
     return text(
       {
@@ -188,7 +189,7 @@ export const ttyLines: TTYText[] = (() => {
             [
               v.value,
               Object.fromEntries(
-                Object.entries(v).filter(([k]) => k !== "value"),
+                Object.entries(v).filter(([k]) => k !== 'value'),
               ),
             ] as const,
         ),
@@ -196,26 +197,26 @@ export const ttyLines: TTYText[] = (() => {
     );
   const everyTTYClear: (() => void)[] = [];
   const clear = () => {
-    if (lines.find((v) => v.kind === "clear")) {
-      delSince(lines.findLastIndex((v) => v.kind === "clear"));
+    if (lines.find((v) => v.kind === 'clear')) {
+      delSince(lines.findLastIndex((v) => v.kind === 'clear'));
     }
-    lines.push({ kind: "clear" });
+    lines.push({ kind: 'clear' });
     everyTTYClear.forEach((v) => v());
   };
 
   everyTTYClear.push(() => {
     text(
       {
-        renderrestriction: "noscript",
+        renderrestriction: 'noscript',
       },
       [
-        "This browser does not support JS. Your experience may be degraded.",
+        'This browser does not support JS. Your experience may be degraded.',
         {
-          bg: "#ff0000",
-          colour: "#dedede",
+          bg: '#ff0000',
+          colour: '#dedede',
         },
       ],
-      ["\n", {}],
+      ['\n', {}],
     );
   });
   everyTTYClear.forEach((v) => v());
@@ -223,88 +224,88 @@ export const ttyLines: TTYText[] = (() => {
   //
 
   wait(300);
-  text({ renderrestriction: "js-only" }, [
+  text({ renderrestriction: 'js-only' }, [
     ((v) => v[Math.floor(Math.random() * v.length)])([
-      "cool beats are stored in the balls",
-      "found xml documents in the firmware",
+      'cool beats are stored in the balls',
+      'found xml documents in the firmware',
       'overhead: "I don\'t consent" "hey thats my line"',
-      "uwu",
-      "i regret making this hellhole of a codebase",
+      'uwu',
+      'i regret making this hellhole of a codebase',
     ]),
     {
-      colour: "#777777",
+      colour: '#777777',
     },
   ]);
   wait(1000);
   clear();
   text(
     [
-      "lain",
+      'lain',
       {
-        colour: "#FFFF53",
+        colour: '#FFFF53',
         weight: 700,
       },
     ],
-    [" in "],
+    [' in '],
     [
-      "mem.estrogen.zone",
+      'mem.estrogen.zone',
       {
-        colour: "#17B117",
+        colour: '#17B117',
         weight: 700,
       },
     ],
-    [" in "],
+    [' in '],
     [
-      "~",
+      '~',
       {
-        colour: "#53FFFF",
+        colour: '#53FFFF',
         weight: 700,
       },
     ],
   );
   text(
-    ["❯ ", { colour: "#53FF53", weight: 600 }],
-    [""],
-    ["", { colour: "#777777" }],
+    ['❯ ', { colour: '#53FF53', weight: 600 }],
+    [''],
+    ['', { colour: '#777777' }],
   );
   {
-    const targetstr = "/usr/bin/env wel";
+    const targetstr = '/usr/bin/env wel';
     const completions = [
       '/bin/sh -c "$(/usr/bin/env curl -fsSL https://blahaj.estrogen.zone/)"',
-      "/usr/local/bin/become-estradiol",
-      "/usr/bin/shellutil ansi cheatsheet 24bit",
-      "/usr/bin/env sh",
-      "/usr/bin/env wc -l src/routes/anim.css",
-      "/usr/bin/env welcome -c ~/.local/share/welcome.toml",
+      '/usr/local/bin/become-estradiol',
+      '/usr/bin/shellutil ansi cheatsheet 24bit',
+      '/usr/bin/env sh',
+      '/usr/bin/env wc -l src/routes/anim.css',
+      '/usr/bin/env welcome -c ~/.local/share/welcome.toml',
     ];
-    for (const c of [...targetstr.split(""), "COMPLETE"]) {
+    for (const c of [...targetstr.split(''), 'COMPLETE']) {
       replaceLast((l) => {
         const prompt = l[l.length - 2];
         const suggestions = l[l.length - 1];
-        if (c === "COMPLETE") {
+        if (c === 'COMPLETE') {
           prompt[0] += suggestions[0];
-          suggestions[0] = "";
+          suggestions[0] = '';
         } else {
           prompt[0] += c;
           const completion = completions.find((v) => v.startsWith(prompt[0]));
           if (completion) {
             suggestions[0] = completion.substring(prompt[0].length);
-          } else suggestions[0] = "";
+          } else suggestions[0] = '';
         }
         return l;
       });
-      if (c === "COMPLETE") {
+      if (c === 'COMPLETE') {
         wait(100);
       } else wait(50 + Math.random() * 100);
     }
-    text(["Preparing..."]);
+    text(['Preparing...']);
     wait(200);
   }
   wait(1000);
   clear();
-  text(["Welcome to"], [""], [" the Estrogen Zone!\n\n"]);
+  text(['Welcome to'], [''], [' the Estrogen Zone!\n\n']);
   wait(300);
-  for (const c of " my corner of".split("")) {
+  for (const c of ' my corner of'.split('')) {
     replaceLast((l) => {
       l[1][0] += c;
       return l;
@@ -312,95 +313,95 @@ export const ttyLines: TTYText[] = (() => {
     wait(70);
   }
   text([
-    "Places you can find me:",
+    'Places you can find me:',
     {
-      colour: "#7a7a7a",
+      colour: '#7a7a7a',
     },
   ]);
   wait(300);
   text(
     [
-      " - ",
+      ' - ',
       {
-        colour: "#7a7a7a",
+        colour: '#7a7a7a',
       },
     ],
-    ["estrogen.zone git:          ", { colour: "#cdcdcd" }],
+    ['estrogen.zone git:          ', { colour: '#cdcdcd' }],
   );
   wait(100);
   replaceLast((v) => [
     ...v,
     [
-      "git.estrogen.zone",
+      'git.estrogen.zone',
       {
-        colour: "#99aaff",
+        colour: '#99aaff',
         underlined: true,
         weight: 700,
-        url: "newtab:https://git.estrogen.zone",
+        url: 'newtab:https://git.estrogen.zone',
       },
     ],
   ]);
   wait(100);
   text(
     [
-      " - ",
+      ' - ',
       {
-        colour: "#7a7a7a",
+        colour: '#7a7a7a',
       },
     ],
-    ["On jsr:                     ", { colour: "#cdcdcd" }],
+    ['On jsr:                     ', { colour: '#cdcdcd' }],
   );
   wait(600);
   replaceLast((v) => [
     ...v,
     [
-      "jsr.io/@memdmp",
+      'jsr.io/@memdmp',
       {
-        colour: "#f7df23",
+        colour: '#f7df23',
         underlined: true,
         weight: 700,
-        url: "newtab:https://jsr.io/@memdmp",
+        url: 'newtab:https://jsr.io/@memdmp',
       },
     ],
   ]);
   wait(200);
   text(
     [
-      " - ",
+      ' - ',
       {
-        colour: "#7a7a7a",
+        colour: '#7a7a7a',
       },
     ],
-    ["In random hackerspaces", { colour: "#aaaaaa" }],
+    ['In random hackerspaces', { colour: '#aaaaaa' }],
   );
   wait(600);
   text([
-    "\nYou may find these useful:",
+    '\nYou may find these useful:',
     {
-      colour: "#7a7a7a",
+      colour: '#7a7a7a',
     },
   ]);
   wait(400);
   text(
     [
-      " - ",
+      ' - ',
       {
-        colour: "#7a7a7a",
+        colour: '#7a7a7a',
       },
     ],
-    ["GPG Root Key:               ", { colour: "#cdcdcd" }],
+    ['GPG Root Key:               ', { colour: '#cdcdcd' }],
   );
   wait(1000);
   replaceLast((v) => [
     ...v,
     [
-      "B546778F06BBCC8EC167DB3CD919706487B8B6DE",
+      'B546778F06BBCC8EC167DB3CD919706487B8B6DE',
       {
-        colour: "#58C7F3",
+        colour: '#58C7F3',
         underlined: true,
         weight: 700,
-        url: "currenttab:/keys/memdmp/primary.pgp",
-        dl: "memdmp-primary.pgp",
+        url: `currenttab:/keys/memdmp/primary.pgp`,
+        dl: 'memdmp-primary.pgp',
       },
     ],
   ]);
@@ -408,35 +409,35 @@ export const ttyLines: TTYText[] = (() => {
   replaceLast((v) => [
     ...v,
     [
-      " (root key)",
+      ' (root key)',
       {
-        colour: "#999999",
+        colour: '#999999',
       },
     ],
   ]);
   wait(400);
   text([
-    "   - ",
+    '   - ',
     {
-      colour: "#7a7a7a",
+      colour: '#7a7a7a',
     },
   ]);
   wait(70);
   replaceLast((v) => [
     ...v,
-    ["GPG Git Key:                ", { colour: "#cdcdcd" }],
+    ['GPG Git Key:                ', { colour: '#cdcdcd' }],
   ]);
   wait(100);
   replaceLast((v) => [
     ...v,
     [
-      "5134F05BD8D9DB8C6C0E1515A9439D346AB6DF4E",
+      '5134F05BD8D9DB8C6C0E1515A9439D346AB6DF4E',
       {
-        colour: "#F0A3B3",
+        colour: '#F0A3B3',
         underlined: true,
         weight: 700,
-        url: "currenttab:/keys/memdmp/git.pgp",
-        dl: "memdmp-git.pgp",
+        url: `currenttab:/keys/memdmp/git.pgp`,
+        dl: 'memdmp-git.pgp',
       },
     ],
   ]);
@@ -444,37 +445,37 @@ export const ttyLines: TTYText[] = (() => {
   replaceLast((v) => [
     ...v,
     [
-      " (",
+      ' (',
       {
-        colour: "#999999",
+        colour: '#999999',
       },
     ],
     [
-      "signed",
+      'signed',
       {
-        colour: "#F0A3B3",
+        colour: '#F0A3B3',
         underlined: true,
         weight: 500,
-        url: "currenttab:/keys/memdmp/git.pgp.sig",
-        dl: "memdmp-git.pgp.sig",
+        url: `currenttab:/keys/memdmp/git.pgp.sig`,
+        dl: 'memdmp-git.pgp.sig',
       },
     ],
-    [")", { colour: "#999999" }],
+    [')', { colour: '#999999' }],
   ]);
   wait(45);
   text([
-    "   - ",
+    '   - ',
     {
-      colour: "#7a7a7a",
+      colour: '#7a7a7a',
     },
   ]);
   wait(70);
   replaceLast((v) => [
     ...v,
     [
-      "GPG Release Signing Key:    ",
+      'GPG Release Signing Key:    ',
       {
-        colour: "#cdcdcd",
+        colour: '#cdcdcd',
       },
     ],
   ]);
@@ -482,13 +483,13 @@ export const ttyLines: TTYText[] = (() => {
   replaceLast((v) => [
     ...v,
     [
-      "0D93102265071798C7B65A4C9F0739B9E0C8FD60",
+      '0D93102265071798C7B65A4C9F0739B9E0C8FD60',
       {
-        colour: "#ffffff",
+        colour: '#ffffff',
         underlined: true,
         weight: 700,
-        url: "currenttab:/keys/memdmp/release.pgp",
-        dl: "memdmp-release.pgp",
+        url: `currenttab:/keys/memdmp/release.pgp`,
+        dl: 'memdmp-release.pgp',
       },
     ],
   ]);
@@ -496,37 +497,37 @@ export const ttyLines: TTYText[] = (() => {
   replaceLast((v) => [
     ...v,
     [
-      " (",
+      ' (',
       {
-        colour: "#999999",
+        colour: '#999999',
       },
     ],
     [
-      "signed",
+      'signed',
       {
-        colour: "#ffffff",
+        colour: '#ffffff',
         underlined: true,
         weight: 500,
-        url: "currenttab:/keys/memdmp/release.pgp.sig",
-        dl: "memdmp-release.pgp.sig",
+        url: `currenttab:/keys/memdmp/release.pgp.sig`,
+        dl: 'memdmp-release.pgp.sig',
       },
     ],
-    [")", { colour: "#999999" }],
+    [')', { colour: '#999999' }],
   ]);
   wait(100);
   text([
-    " - ",
+    ' - ',
     {
-      colour: "#7a7a7a",
+      colour: '#7a7a7a',
     },
   ]);
   wait(35);
   replaceLast((v) => [
     ...v,
     [
-      "Source Code:                ",
+      'Source Code:                ',
       {
-        colour: "#cdcdcd",
+        colour: '#cdcdcd',
       },
     ],
   ]);
@@ -534,29 +535,29 @@ export const ttyLines: TTYText[] = (() => {
   replaceLast((v) => [
     ...v,
     [
-      "git.estrogen.zone/mem-estrogen-zone",
+      'git.estrogen.zone/mem-estrogen-zone',
       {
-        colour: "#F0A3B3",
+        colour: '#F0A3B3',
         underlined: true,
         weight: 700,
-        url: "newtab:/upstream/",
+        url: 'newtab:/upstream/',
       },
     ],
   ]);
   wait(100);
   text([
-    " - ",
+    ' - ',
     {
-      colour: "#7a7a7a",
+      colour: '#7a7a7a',
     },
   ]);
   wait(35);
   replaceLast((v) => [
     ...v,
     [
-      "Canaries:                   ",
+      'Canaries:                   ',
       {
-        colour: "#cdcdcd",
+        colour: '#cdcdcd',
       },
     ],
   ]);
@@ -564,12 +565,12 @@ export const ttyLines: TTYText[] = (() => {
   replaceLast((v) => [
     ...v,
     [
-      "/canaries/",
+      './canaries/',
       {
-        colour: "#58C7F3",
+        colour: '#58C7F3',
         underlined: true,
         weight: 700,
-        url: "currenttab:/canaries/",
+        url: `currenttab:/canaries/`,
       },
     ],
   ]);
@@ -578,23 +579,23 @@ export const ttyLines: TTYText[] = (() => {
     `<button style="padding: 12px 12px;background: #fff2;margin-top: 0.4rem;border-radius: 0.7rem;opacity:0.1;margin-top:3rem;" data-el="le funny button">have a button :3</button>`,
     {
       raw: true,
-      url: () => alert("i abused too much css for this i wanna cry now"),
+      url: () => alert('i abused too much css for this i wanna cry now'),
     },
   ]);
   wait(200);
   text(
-    { renderrestriction: "js-only" },
+    { renderrestriction: 'js-only' },
     [
-      "next time, you may want to ",
+      'next time, you may want to ',
       {
-        colour: "#fff2",
+        colour: '#fff2',
       },
     ],
     [
-      `skip the animation<img style="opacity:0;position:fixed;top:0;left:0;width:0px;height:0px;pointer-events:none;" src='about:blank' onerror='setTimeout(()=>{if(location.pathname==="/skip-animation")document.querySelector(${JSON.stringify(`a[href=${JSON.stringify("/skip-animation")}]`)})?.parentElement?.remove();else document.querySelector(${JSON.stringify(`a[href=${JSON.stringify("about:blank")}]`)})?.remove();},1)' />`,
+      `skip the animation<img style="opacity:0;position:fixed;top:0;left:0;width:0px;height:0px;pointer-events:none;" src='about:blank' onerror='setTimeout(()=>{if(location.pathname===${JSON.stringify('/~mem/skip-animation')})document.querySelector(${JSON.stringify(`a[href=${JSON.stringify('/~mem/skip-animation')}]`)})?.parentElement?.remove();else document.querySelector(${JSON.stringify(`a[href=${JSON.stringify('about:blank')}]`)})?.remove();},1)' />`,
       {
-        url: "currenttab:/skip-animation",
-        colour: "#fff2",
+        url: `currenttab:/skip-animation`,
+        colour: '#fff2',
         underlined: true,
         raw: true,
       },